WARNING: This offer expired in 2008 after we mailed out more than 4000 pairs of
FREE X-Ray Specs!
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Dr. Consumer Von Dawg
Director, UCAN Optics Division
What if YOU could peer into the minds of corporate evil-doers and SEE EXACTLY what they are thinking? Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, YOU can't experience the AMAZING POWER and crystal clear clarity of UCAN's Super-Magno X-ray Vision glasses by completing the form below because we gave ALL OF THEM AWAY!