WARNING: This offer expired in 2008 after we mailed out more than 4000 pairs of
FREE X-Ray Specs!
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Cordially,
Dr. Consumer Von Dawg
Director, UCAN Optics Division
What if YOU could peer into the minds of corporate evil-doers and SEE EXACTLY what they are thinking? Wouldn't that be nice? Unfortunately, YOU can't experience the AMAZING POWER and crystal clear clarity of UCAN's Super-Magno X-ray Vision glasses by completing the form below because we gave ALL OF THEM AWAY!









I know a guy who have stolen
I know a guy who have stolen a few prescriptions from a pharmacy and he was kicked out and then I met him and he told me about those glasses. I would love to have a pair of them especially because I managed to see a few movies like that and the feeling was awesome. Maybe you can give me some more information about how can I acquire something like this. Thanks a lot.
I would love to do that and
I would love to do that and I also remember about a movie exactly like this one. The guys was taking prescription drugs and he managed to read a woman's mind and see everything she was thinking. And all this things happened because of the effect of the drugs he was taking. It was an awesome movie honestly..too bad I4 forgot it's name.
make more plz plz make more!
make more plz plz make more!
YAY
MIne came in 2 weeks I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
fINALLY THE TOOL i NEED TO
fINALLY THE TOOL i NEED TO SERVE JUSTICE