Feb 2 is Oil Hog Day!
Press Release
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Forget about Phil the Ground Hog ... given California's high energy prices , UCAN is once again hosting the Big Oil Hog. Reporters from all over the nation are expected to gather at "Hogger's Knob" for what is expected to be an alarmingly accurate preview of West Coast gas prices for 2008. |
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WHO:
Michael Shames and and 7' tall pink pig
WHAT:
An enormous "Oil Hog" will waddle out of his Corporate Lair to look for his shadow.
Michael Shames will be on hand to translate the Oil Hog's histrionics from its native Pig Latin.
WHERE:
"Hogger's Knob" (Pearson Fuel Depot) Fuel Depot - 4067 El Cajon Boulevard, San Diego CA 92105 Corner of 15 Freeway and El Cajon Boulevard. (Get Map)
WHEN:
Exactly 10:22 AM Sharp
WHY:
The Big Oil Hog has had a sterling record of 100% accuracy in predicting gas prices and oil company profits. This year the pink porker will proclaim his pork-tongued prognostication of petroleum price progressions for 2008. We promise a surprising prediction and "sporktacular" photo opportunities.
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